Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Caption Contest #306

(above image courtesy of newyorker.com.)

10. The Hendersons have taken in-home gardening to a new level.
9. Honey, when was the last time you mowed the carpet?
8. “I may be bald,” said Richard. “But--word is born--I can still grow corn rows.”
7. Since the governor passed de-criminalization legislation, the Smiths started growing grass in their home again.
6. The stalks were hung by the Shipleys with care…
5. Suddenly the genie granted the third wish, that all the world had access to free food.
4. In this haunted house, even the floor has ears.
3. How about next we to go to the kitchen and watch the paint dry?
2. Now it’s down to two. And the winner is exempt from this week’s elimination.
1. I can’t wait until the harvest when I can watch TV again.

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