10. I can’t help myself. I’ve got a sweet saber-tooth.
9. If our clan keeps eating these, we’ll never get anywhere.
8. Stale or not, these donuts are delicious.
7. Despite what they say, I’m glad you re-invented the donut.
6. Let me tell you my theory about natural selection before I have a heart atta--
5. I bet in some alternate universe, donuts are smaller and the women get pregnant.
4. My favorite are still the Pangea Cream-filled.
3. I’m all for hiding evidence, but maybe we should have thrown everything in the tar pit.
2. How are we ever gonna get the rest of these home?
1. I could use a pterodactyl-sized antacid right about now.
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