Sunday, January 8, 2012

Caption Contest #317

(above image courtesy of newyorker.com.)

10. If you can’t stand the sight of blood, how did you get into the chalk outline business?
9. We’re all complex individuals, but in your case you do seem a little two-dimensional.
8. You say here that your job is killing you?
7. What makes you think yours is a dead end job?
6. Turning invisible is one thing, but levitating too? Now that’s impressive.
5. As your editor, I have to say I think your story is a little flat.
4. Just because you’ve been killed doesn’t mean you should stop coming, or that I should stop charging you.
3. It looks like the wife cleaned you out in the divorce.
2. Now Benjamin beget Bale his firstborn, Asbel the second, Ahara the third…
1. Sorry to do this, but you’re time is up.

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