Caption Contest #318

(above image courtesy of newyorker.com.)

10. Frank’s gonna lay an egg when he hears about this.
9. She’s eight months pregnant. That’s why Tina is nesting so much.
8. The cafeteria’s serving giant omelets for lunch again.
7. Bob, is that you pecking away at the keyboard? Can you tone it down?
6. The good news is that giant worm problem we had seems to have disappeared.
5. I appreciate your work, Ted. But Hennie’s getting top bill on the account.
4. I don’t want to ruffle any feathers, but there’s bad news about this year’s bonuses.
3. I know, it’s not fair. You lay an egg; you’re on probation. She lays an egg; she’s promoted.
2. Can’t hang out tonight. Got that sexual harassment class for calling Diane a “chick.”
1. That explains the road crossing.